Top 5 US presidents

Out of sheer boredom, I composed my list of top 5 US presidents, based solely on my own prejudice:

#5 Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower

“Let’s get bizzay”

#4 William Taft

Fat man. Reminds me of Daft Punk “http://taftpunk.ytmnd.com/”

#3 Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt

Also a fat man, carried a big stick.

#2 Jimmy Carter

I heard he’s done some great stuff, incl. Nobel Peace Prize

#1 Calvin Coolidge

Don’t know anything about him except his name.

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